I'm cackling like a madman, thank you for this op.
U+14DA ᓚ CANADIAN SYLLABICS LA
U+160F ᘏ CANADIAN SYLLABICS CARRIER YO
U+15E2 ᗢ CANADIAN SYLLABICS CARRIER TTU
https://unicode.scarfboy.com/?s=%E1%93%9A%E1%98%8F%E1%97%A2Cats routinely initiate attention grabbing denial of service attacks by blocking access to hardware so this needs proper emulation to increase the realism. I have a few recommendations:
Mouse trapping - when cat pops up the mouse cursor should be limited in motion as if you turned the sensitivity down to near 0. This emulates a cat who lies directly on top of your mousing hand while using said mouse.
Keyboard injection - after cat pops up all further typing results in cat-on-a-keyboard output. This emulates a cat sitting or walking across your keyboard.
Screen jacking - The screen has a cat shaped blank spot that obscures most of your working environment. This can also be paired with cat-on-a-keyboard typing. Emulates cat sitting in front of monitor, likely on top of keyboard.
Once hardware denial fails they move on to destroying your personal items:
destruction of personal items - USB solenoids strategically placed behind any object that you either a. cherish or b. do not want spilled. "That nice book you were just admiring - now it has coffee all over it because I am need something."
I could go on but these are a good starting point.
It makes sense that the first thing I'd get to the front page of HN is what amounts to a bad joke :P
I think that's a brand new sentence
Nyawww!
anyway, quite cute :)
"In the following example, Hex leaves you a dead baby bunny rabbit because you have unused variables in your code"