And no one in the security business seems to consider the overall burden of yet another step. Each of which is simple in by itself, but cumulatively they are a giant hassle, and so people look for workarounds.
Preaching is not a strong motivator for long.
The modern landscape is frustrating because that setup actually works. Passwords, from a technical perspective, are actually great and are are bulletproof as long as they don't leak. No 2FA required. The entire issue is data leaks and phishing.
Incidents are inevitable at scale, but risk management at scale is an append-only operation that eventually becomes so complex and suffocating the only recourse is noncompliance.
Even going to the doctor I find myself pleading with the staff to just let me see my PCP instead of going through the full process. It takes 30 minutes now to get through the opening interrogation about overseas travel, human trafficking, vaccine awareness, anxiety and depression panels, domestic violence questions, multi-part questions about recent falls, and everything else that they keep tacking on. Usually in triplicate, waiting room forms, questions from the nurse, questions from the doctor.
And I know behind each of these individual decisions there is a horror story or someone proactively trying to prevent one, but altogether they create their own.
It's shocking how little people are paying attention to this upcoming security nightmare. It wouldn't take much for a bad actor to poison an AI session to wait for you to start selecting yes, yes, yes and then slip in something bad.
1. Enter a password to decrypt the computer
2. Enter a username and password to log into my account
3. Enter another set of credentials to access the corporate VPN
4. Enter another username and password to access the network the VM is on
5. Enter another username and password to get to the actual machine
6. And then navigate a nest of authorization for docker/git/etc to actually do anything useful
Some personal highlights spread across multiple jobs:
- IT decided they'd make some awful SharePoint page the browser homepage for Chrome via group policy. That page required you to login to your Microsoft account. If it was a Monday morning you'd have to authenticate via SMS just to see your homepage, or, what I did usually was ignore it. Every time I opened a new browser tab I'd get a new SMS. This went on for weeks at a time, maybe 50 SMS per day, out of spite. Eventually they disabled that crap. Anyone that deals with Microsoft logins knows that "Remember me" is almost totally a fake option that does nothing on purpose. [1]
- VPN that requires logging into your Microsoft account, which then sends you a notification to Microsoft Authenticator app, which requires a face scan, followed by typing in a code, followed by another face scan. At no point in the design process of that did someone think typing the code was redundant.
- Despite being a software engineer, able to produce executable binaries at will, which all seem to be trusted by our security software, I still need to talk to IT maybe 5 times a month to get <very popular well known widespread development tool> approved by the security software.
- Bonus points for the previous one, I often need to manually provide the exact DLL's used by the above. Every update means new file hashes, meaning repeating it all over again.
- Local admin rights to my work machine and yet for whatever reason IT make us type a password to open Windows Task Manager.
- Telling us all they have bought Copilot licenses we should use, only for IT to ring you almost immediately after using it because their corpo-garbage firewall starts throwing a fit about Copilot's requests to github.com, despite us already using GitHub.
[1]: https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20150415-the-buttons-that...
The Matrix was not fiction. Our modern internet is a system. You have to figure out how to live truly free from it, because it absolutely owns you.
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Revelation 13:16–17
“And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark…”