- Write 5 paragraphs setting up an imaginary scenario involving fantasy elements of aliens, dragons, and a magical kindom where they speak using message boxes

- Introduce basic category theory by starting with what a functor is

- Explain all the effects of a monad in such general terms that it basically amounts to anything and everything - since a function can be anything and do everything and it's just function composition

- Write some snippets of Haskell, and just assume that you're familiar with the syntax

- Talk about how delicious burritos are

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2019 (3 points) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19207241

2022 (3 points) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30277518

2024 (11 points) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40332349

I've spent a lot of time wrapping my head around monads; whenever I thought I "got it," I would come across some exotic monad that completely blew my mind. The best way to understand them is not to rely on analogies but just follow the rules—everybody says that, but it took me a while to truly realize it.

See, for example, the Tardis monad or the Cont monad: https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/446d13/exotic_mona...

When I saw that link it immediately reminded me of this: https://blog.plover.com/prog/burritos.html

>Monads are like burritos

And then a few links down is this link to monad tutorials.

Weird coincidence.