by u_fucking_dork
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- Every time one of these vibe coded meme sites gets posted there’re endless comments about how it’s not actually because of load, the GitHub team is shit, their tech stack is shit, Microsoft is shit, Azure is shit, etc.
Just compare the GitHub status page for public GitHub vs the enterprise cloud pages.
Enterprise has much better numbers and I’ve personally can’t remember the last time there was an outage that prevented me from doing work.
If the problems didn’t revolve around load, I’d expect to see the same uptime problems reflected on the enterprise offering.
by collinmanderson
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- > Disruption with Gemini 2.5 Pro model
> Disruption with Grok Code Fast 1 in Copilot
> Incident with Copilot Grok Code Fast 1
> Claude Opus 4 is experiencing degraded performance
It doesn't seem fair to blame Github for this? There's nothing they can do about it?
- Weekends are the untapped frontier. Still room to scale.
- A graph I have to question is even accurate.
> Across 170 days with at least one incident · worst day Thu, Nov 20, 2025 (1.1 days)
1.1 days total how is that possible? Scrolling over that day doesn't indicate the math behind the scenes - 1.3 hours single bullet point.
Also Nov 19 has a bullet point 1.3 day outage but total is 8.1 hours
by __natty__
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- Contrast between official [0] and third party status pages [1] is huge. How their terms of service for SLA are legal if they are so different from real world usage of their product? I really like GitHub and their services but every time when it’s broken and their status page is green something screams inside me.
[0] https://www.githubstatus.com/
[1] https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/
- Far fewer outages during the weekends. Perfect, wasn't gonna do any work then anyway.
- This idea has been around!
I made this one in January to help slice and dice uptime by incident category.
https://isgithubcooked.com
- This is one of the most creative idea I've seen this year. Tasteful and clever. Bravo!
- Funny to see this closely match contribution graphs with effectively no downtime on weekends.
by SlightlyLeftPad
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- Wow, that’s a great visualization. How many 7s of uptime is that?
- We need one for Anthropic's Claude: https://status.claude.com/
IMO, Claude is not fairing any better than Github.
- I didn't know azure was this bad, completely changed my opinion on their cloud offerings
- Would be funny if you host it on github pages.
- Setup my self-hosted Forgejo last night. Very pleased so far.
- LOL! Perfect. one change request: brighter should be more intense. Right now the more intense days are dark red and to a color blind person like me, that doesn't pop out.
- The memes are really painful now. I feel for the team that's is trying to survive underwater.
by revolution88
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- For 30th of April, 2026 it shows it was down 1.0 days of 2.6 days (minor incident) :)
- I wonder how well this corolates with azure incidents. Especially for the US regions.
- The last time one of these were posted it had pre-MS acquisition pegged at 100.0% and everyone ate it up.
This one is including external LLM services as apart of GitHub being “down”.
- Would be interesting to see if this correlated with their release cycles.
- Funny how it's less during weekends, as if by them working on it it gets worse and when they leave it alone it's solid.
by korrectional
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- I don't really understand why this is happening at this scale, it's not like they just became broke and can't afford a proper server... can someone explain?
- Wonder if there's the same thing but in green on someone's commit history
by letmetweakit
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- If you think that Github sucks, make something else and try to do it better, or don't use it.
- I wonder how GitLab, BitBucket, Sourceforge, Codeberg, etc compare
- This design is perfect irony. I love it.
- We just invested a lot migrating 300+ pipelines from Azure DevOps to GitHub Actions. What a bummer timing-wise. Anyone got an alternative to GitHub Actions?
- If anyone wants a aggregated status page for github, cloud & AI services.
https://status-page.org/
- What does 'none' mean? Wouldn't all of the blank boxes (no recorded outage) qualify as 'none'? I'm confused.
by londons_explore
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- I mostly only use GitHub for hobby weekend stuff... And that's when it's down least, yay!
- If there was a GitHub replacement, what would people want from it? Just reliability? Anything else?
by giancarlostoro
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- If we had this for Anthropic (and I an a happy Claude Max subscriber mind you) I wonder how bad this would look. Probably worse.
- I like this more than I expected.
The intensity gradient is a nice touch too.
- Azure was always bad but this is next level.
by faangguyindia
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- All these companies brag about being hyperscalers and cannot scale github.
Similarly, i see google releasing advancement after advancement in LLM yet i see antigravity sub where people are crying all time.
- It is funny how weekends are almost always up!
- They should deploy on sundays !
by cyanydeez
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- double entendre: Is it load based or github-employee based that weekends are sparser.
or just a multifactor of both.
by anant-singhal
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- Interesting, no outages on weekends
by predkambrij
0 subcomment
- Feature request: best streak
by nautilus12
0 subcomment
- Guess where AI Coding entered the picture
- can you correlate this to data on # of commits, actions, etc?
by mring33621
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- looks like Klingon
OMG it's a secret message!
- same for me, at my company I can't do pr reviews rn
by shevy-java
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- Will Microslop ever fix GitHub again?
- Well done.
- Another reminder that a self hosted git repository would have more uptime than GitHub and centralizing everything to GitHub was a very bad idea. [0]
[0] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22867803
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by aykutseker
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by asklfjnasfas
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- [dead]
- "Good job, Microsoft, amazing uptime."
- Clearly their team needs more LLM usage.
- Please tell me this makes sense
This website has no overused ai-generated animations and... I quite enjoy it. The original website[1] has a fade-in animation, big round cards, shadows, all the jazz you can think of, it's there.
This site is very readable, very honest and sober. I don't need to sift through buzzwords to figure out tiny details.
Thank you, OP!
1: https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/
by 1970-01-01
0 subcomment
- I've been pushing to GitHub all morning with 0.0000 issues. So you can complain all you want, but I have no reason to do so. YMMV.
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