I really like authors that respect their readers enough to put the summary at the top of their articles. Do people really just go around reading large blocks of random text they find on the internet hoping they'll find it interesting?

Film criticism itself has suffered greatly in recent memory; at the end of the day, whatever trouble a critic might have gone to to watch, process, and articulate their thoughts on a given film is now reduced almost entirely to a number on Rotten Tomatoes.