Consider your personal capacity to Learn, Witness, Exist as a circuit: simple chores braid your copper strands together, and water shunts any excess to circuit. It’s hard for others to read your circuit’s state, and they may confuse the joy of carrying peak load with the misery of copper-melting overload. Braid often and ground excess, so that your strands solidify and your load rating increases.

It won’t engender the feelings of ‘spiritual awe’ slash ‘belief entrancement’, the preferred method of enlistment by second-gen 80s cults and 90s gurus, but it’s also a much better platform from which to launch into a more composed blog post than the ‘may as well have been a twitter link’ quality we have here.